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Postby YFred » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:35 am

BirKibrisli wrote:Well...I keep throwing this idea about,but nobody is biting...

There is one sure way to solve our little problem of Turks and Greeks...

You forbid all young people from marrying their own ethnic kind..GCs have to marry TCs,and vice versa,the Armenian Cypriots GCs or TCs,the British (assuming there are some childbearing-aged ones in Cyprus :wink: ) can marry GCs,TCs,ACs or MCs....Bingo,withing 50 years we have a nation of Cypriots...Problem solved,Cyprus saved... :lol:

Bir, that's not a bad idea if you really consider it carefully.
We could actually take over Cyprus in less than 50 years. Here is the plan.
When a man marries a GC woman, depending on their education you get a floor of a building or a plot per level. I am entitled to 4 by the way, as I made it clear to my future GC father in-law yesterday in our soz kesme.
As most of the TCs are university graduates, they would each get 4 flats.
On the other hand, as each TC women get married, man pays a dowry to the woman’s father(this process is has been temporarily adopted from our cousins further north for our benefit). Never say we don’t learn from our enviroemnt. This will be the quickest transfer of wealth and land from GCs to the TCs that Turkey could even imagine.
Fantastic idea, when can we implement it?
:lol: :lol:
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Postby IMPOSTALIEDUS » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:23 am

i think the gc guys would love that one,the tc ladies are rather beautiful, but i can see all the turkish guys running like hell to the airports,
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:35 am

IMPOSTALIEDUS wrote:i think the gc guys would love that one,the tc ladies are rather beautiful, but i can see all the turkish guys running like hell to the airports,



Have you ever met any GC girls? :?
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Postby BirKibrisli » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:36 pm

YFred wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:Well...I keep throwing this idea about,but nobody is biting...

There is one sure way to solve our little problem of Turks and Greeks...

You forbid all young people from marrying their own ethnic kind..GCs have to marry TCs,and vice versa,the Armenian Cypriots GCs or TCs,the British (assuming there are some childbearing-aged ones in Cyprus :wink: ) can marry GCs,TCs,ACs or MCs....Bingo,withing 50 years we have a nation of Cypriots...Problem solved,Cyprus saved... :lol:

Bir, that's not a bad idea if you really consider it carefully.
We could actually take over Cyprus in less than 50 years. Here is the plan.
When a man marries a GC woman, depending on their education you get a floor of a building or a plot per level. I am entitled to 4 by the way, as I made it clear to my future GC father in-law yesterday in our soz kesme.
As most of the TCs are university graduates, they would each get 4 flats.
On the other hand, as each TC women get married, man pays a dowry to the woman’s father(this process is has been temporarily adopted from our cousins further north for our benefit). Never say we don’t learn from our enviroemnt. This will be the quickest transfer of wealth and land from GCs to the TCs that Turkey could even imagine.
Fantastic idea, when can we implement it?
:lol: :lol:


Brilliant YFred...
We can implement it as soon as GR starts his war with the Turkish Army and throws them into the sea... :lol:
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Postby BirKibrisli » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:40 pm

IMPOSTALIEDUS wrote:i think the gc guys would love that one,the tc ladies are rather beautiful, but i can see all the turkish guys running like hell to the airports,


Come on,Impostal....Don't be a spoil-sport...Since there are fewer TC guys than GC girls,we can all have 4 GC wives...And get 4 houses and cars for dowry...YFred will have his 16 flat property empire in no time... :wink: :)
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Postby YFred » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:39 pm

BirKibrisli wrote:
YFred wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:Well...I keep throwing this idea about,but nobody is biting...

There is one sure way to solve our little problem of Turks and Greeks...

You forbid all young people from marrying their own ethnic kind..GCs have to marry TCs,and vice versa,the Armenian Cypriots GCs or TCs,the British (assuming there are some childbearing-aged ones in Cyprus :wink: ) can marry GCs,TCs,ACs or MCs....Bingo,withing 50 years we have a nation of Cypriots...Problem solved,Cyprus saved... :lol:

Bir, that's not a bad idea if you really consider it carefully.
We could actually take over Cyprus in less than 50 years. Here is the plan.
When a man marries a GC woman, depending on their education you get a floor of a building or a plot per level. I am entitled to 4 by the way, as I made it clear to my future GC father in-law yesterday in our soz kesme.
As most of the TCs are university graduates, they would each get 4 flats.
On the other hand, as each TC women get married, man pays a dowry to the woman’s father(this process is has been temporarily adopted from our cousins further north for our benefit). Never say we don’t learn from our enviroemnt. This will be the quickest transfer of wealth and land from GCs to the TCs that Turkey could even imagine.
Fantastic idea, when can we implement it?
:lol: :lol:


Brilliant YFred...
We can implement it as soon as GR starts his war with the Turkish Army and throws them into the sea... :lol:

Oh no, that will take forever.
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:58 pm

BirKibrisli wrote:We can implement it as soon as GR starts his war with the Turkish Army and throws them into the sea... :lol:

If and when that time comes you won’t know what hit you clueless one…

I met a guy at a party a couple of days ago, a military regular, who had his suitcase ready to fly out the next day as part of a CNG team for Siberia to train on T90s and another group for some new missile weapons systems that he wouldn’t even tell me about!
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Postby YFred » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:15 pm

Get Real! wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:We can implement it as soon as GR starts his war with the Turkish Army and throws them into the sea... :lol:

If and when that time comes you won’t know what hit you clueless one…

I met a guy at a party a couple of days ago, a military regular, who had his suitcase ready to fly out the next day as part of a CNG team for Siberia to train on T90s and another group for some new missile weapons systems that he wouldn’t even tell me about!

I bet it's called Bow and Arrow. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BirKibrisli » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:42 pm

Get Real! wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:We can implement it as soon as GR starts his war with the Turkish Army and throws them into the sea... :lol:

If and when that time comes you won’t know what hit you clueless one…

I met a guy at a party a couple of days ago, a military regular, who had his suitcase ready to fly out the next day as part of a CNG team for Siberia to train on T90s and another group for some new missile weapons systems that he wouldn’t even tell me about!


Stop stirring the pot,GR!What do you think the TA is doing right now???
pealing potatoes????
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