However, Oracle would value you your opinion on lemon cakes
lol! She wouldn't if she knew me - my total lack of interest in the shopping for, preparation and cooking of food is well known to those that do.
I'd hardly call a toasted sarnie 'cooking' - if I want to eat well - I eat OUT!
It was once suggested that I could write a cookbook - '1000 ways with carbon'.
My kids have taken photos of some of my more spectacular disasters back in the days when I could still be bothered to try. And they once took the sausages that burned while I was ignoring them and nailed them all together to make a little donkey with moving parts!