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[fig head]

It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle.

I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.

Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.

Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.

Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually".

I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.

Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda?

Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.

Forget Iceland debt and they will switch the volcano off !

"IKEA announce that supplies of their new dining suite, Eyjafjallajökull, will only be available in Black Ash finish."

here is a good one

What I want to know is, if there is ash everywhere, do I still need to go outside for a smoke?

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of course its not my jokes, internet is great lol

well, my phylosophy is IF YOU COULDNT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, LAUGH IT OFF!!!

[Smiler Brian]

I heard that the whole thing was just a cover up for APOEL cleaning out the trophy cabinet.......

[paliometoxo]

my brother went to iceland on a school trip a last week aswell

[CrookedRiverGuy]

You need to know the nordic languages to really appreciate this "threatening letter". If you do, however, you'll probably find it hilarious




(translation: Put 30 billion €uro in the waste bin outside the Icelandic embassy tonight and we will switch the volcano off. Don't call the cops!)
Believe me, it's much more fun in quasi-icelandic...

[Zorba]

Yes Fig, we know they not your jokes. The spelling was perfect