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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:01 pm

Here's one ....

Humans have their heart on the left side of the body so that nursing infants can be soothed by a heartbeat whilst the mother's right hand is free to make bread, pick berries, do work ...

Why do men have their heart on the left side?
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Postby CBBB » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:10 pm

It has to be somewhere!
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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:13 pm

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?
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Postby apc2010 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:15 pm

What if the woman is left handed?
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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:17 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?


Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! :roll: Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree! 8)
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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:24 pm

Oracle wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?


Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! :roll: Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree! 8)


Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?
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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:28 pm

apc2010 wrote:What if the woman is left handed?


That is actually an unnatural state of affairs. Therefore not factored in to evolution.

A knock on the head shortly after birth is what leads to the unfortunate "left-handed" inconvenience. :)

(Still, left-handedness is more prevalent in men than women.)
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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:30 pm

Oracle wrote:
apc2010 wrote:What if the woman is left handed?


That is actually an unnatural state of affairs. Therefore not factored in to evolution.

A knock on the head shortly after birth is what leads to the unfortunate "left-handed" inconvenience. :)

(Still, left-handedness is more prevalent in men than women.)


But you are suggesting that their hearts moved to accommodate berry picking, etc....?
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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:35 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
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cyprusgrump wrote:Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?


Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! :roll: Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree! 8)


Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?


Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.
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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:37 pm

Oracle wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?


Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! :roll: Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree! 8)


Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?


Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.


You don't think the reverse could be true...?
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