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Postby CBBB » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:24 am

Daniella wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:Werent we all brainwashed that Eve was created from Adams Rib? That was the Gospel truth we were told.

So is O an atheist!!??

:lol: :lol:


Deniz :lol:
I tough this were a serious topic !


No such thing on here Daniella.
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Postby Daniella » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:42 am

CBBB wrote:
Daniella wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:Werent we all brainwashed that Eve was created from Adams Rib? That was the Gospel truth we were told.

So is O an atheist!!??

:lol: :lol:


Deniz :lol:
I tough this were a serious topic !


No such thing on here Daniella.



It seems to me an interesting topic and maybe we could develop together.
Maybe you're right, I'm being too serious this morning :lol:
Keeping in theme of nonsense then we talk about nipples ... I have three, just like Krusty the Clown. And I'm proud of this!
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:48 am

Daniella wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:Werent we all brainwashed that Eve was created from Adams Rib? That was the Gospel truth we were told.

So is O an atheist!!??

:lol: :lol:


Deniz :lol:
I tough this were a serious topic !



Ahem....this is Oracles thread. Are you being serious? :lol: :lol:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:48 am

Daniella wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Daniella wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:Werent we all brainwashed that Eve was created from Adams Rib? That was the Gospel truth we were told.

So is O an atheist!!??

:lol: :lol:


Deniz :lol:
I tough this were a serious topic !


No such thing on here Daniella.



It seems to me an interesting topic and maybe we could develop together.
Maybe you're right, I'm being too serious this morning :lol:
Keeping in theme of nonsense then we talk about nipples ... I have three, just like Krusty the Clown. And I'm proud of this!


Three...? :shock:
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Re: Why men are offshoots of women ...

Postby Get Real! » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:52 am

Oracle wrote:Humans have their heart on the left side of the body so that nursing infants can be soothed by a heartbeat whilst the mother's right hand is free to make bread, pick berries, do work ...

Why do men have their heart on the left side?

The answer is very simple…

Men have their heart on the left so that women can be soothed by their heartbeat whilst leaving their right hand free to wank, fondle her breasts, or reach for cash.
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Re: Why men are offshoots of women ...

Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:57 am

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:Humans have their heart on the left side of the body so that nursing infants can be soothed by a heartbeat whilst the mother's right hand is free to make bread, pick berries, do work ...

Why do men have their heart on the left side?

The answer is very simple…

Men have their heart on the left so that women can be soothed by their heartbeat whilst leaving their right hand free to wank, fondle her breasts, or reach for cash.


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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:04 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
Daniella wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Daniella wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:Werent we all brainwashed that Eve was created from Adams Rib? That was the Gospel truth we were told.

So is O an atheist!!??

:lol: :lol:


Deniz :lol:
I tough this were a serious topic !


No such thing on here Daniella.



It seems to me an interesting topic and maybe we could develop together.
Maybe you're right, I'm being too serious this morning :lol:
Keeping in theme of nonsense then we talk about nipples ... I have three, just like Krusty the Clown. And I'm proud of this!


Three...? :shock:



I knew someone a long time ago. She had three and was proud of it. She went on and had lesbian affairs. :shock: :shock:
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Postby Oracle » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:37 pm

Daniella wrote:If your theory is true Oracle, why men have nipples? :roll:


Because nipples are coded for on the X chromosome! :D
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Postby Daniella » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:59 pm

Oracle wrote:
Daniella wrote:If your theory is true Oracle, why men have nipples? :roll:


Because nipples are coded for on the X chromosome! :D


I know..it's because in the beginning we are all female... :wink:

I still say that the heart is not located on the left side.
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Re: Why men are offshoots of women ...

Postby Paphitis » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:13 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:Humans have their heart on the left side of the body so that nursing infants can be soothed by a heartbeat whilst the mother's right hand is free to make bread, pick berries, do work ...

Why do men have their heart on the left side?

The answer is very simple…

Men have their heart on the left so that women can be soothed by their heartbeat whilst leaving their right hand free to wank, fondle her breasts, or reach for cash.


What about a helping hand and a good b@#w job? They might as well be useful! :lol:
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