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[Oracle]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

[apc2010]

Most women are right handed because it is easier to use the ironing board.....

[cyprusgrump]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

[Oracle]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

Of course!

That's the point.

Whichever or whatever suits the female of the species is what predominates!

[CBBB]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

Of course!

That's the point.

Whichever or whatever suits the female of the species is what predominates!

What ever you say dear (after many, many years of marital bliss, I have discovered this is the best way to handle women).

[Oracle]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

Of course!

That's the point.

Whichever or whatever suits the female of the species is what predominates!

What ever you say dear (after many, many years of marital bliss, I have discovered this is the best way to handle women).

So you admit you are only doing what we want you to do and you are mere offshoot insignificants?

Ergo men have no free will ....

[CBBB]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

Of course!

That's the point.

Whichever or whatever suits the female of the species is what predominates!

What ever you say dear (after many, many years of marital bliss, I have discovered this is the best way to handle women).

So you admit you are only doing what we want you to do and you are mere offshoot insignificants?

Ergo men have no free will ....

I admit it, it makes life easier!

[Oracle]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

Of course!

That's the point.

Whichever or whatever suits the female of the species is what predominates!

What ever you say dear (after many, many years of marital bliss, I have discovered this is the best way to handle women).

So you admit you are only doing what we want you to do and you are mere offshoot insignificants?

Ergo men have no free will ....

I admit it, it makes life easier!

OK rabbit you are free to have your beer ... But please, would you tell us how many nipples you have, and what they are used for?

[Oracle]

Here's the really educational bit of my thread ...

Mycenaean terracotta figures of women suckling their young (Kourotrophos) always show the mothers holding their babies in their left arm...

[CBBB]

Perhaps men and women have their hearts on the same side of the body...

...and the nursing infants thing is just coincidental...?

Yeah ... like, that's the reason for being! Infants being merely "coincidental" would have led to a pretty fast extinction!

The heart should have been in the middle, if all things were equal.

But no!

Women are top of the tree!

Explain why women are right handed then and therefore needed their hearts on the left...?

Because most women tend to be right handed ... the heart was selected to be on the left.

You don't think the reverse could be true...?

It doesn't matter! If women were predominantly left handed then the heart would have been on the right side to compensate. So then the male heart would have followed suit.

Either way, it is the female of the species who is the vanguard, trailblazer, trend-setter!

Of course it matters!

You can't base your whole theory on one point and then say 'oh well, if they'd been left handed..."

What if we'd all been born ambidextrous... would our hearts be in the middle...?

Of course!

That's the point.

Whichever or whatever suits the female of the species is what predominates!

What ever you say dear (after many, many years of marital bliss, I have discovered this is the best way to handle women).

So you admit you are only doing what we want you to do and you are mere offshoot insignificants?

Ergo men have no free will ....

I admit it, it makes life easier!

OK rabbit you are free to have your beer ... But please, would you tell us how many nipples you have, and what they are used for?

I only have two nipples and apart from being erogenous, they are bloody useless.

From the deep recesses of my mind I recall that some humans have multiple sets of nipples, one bloke had five sets and was referred to as to as Ten Tit Tom!