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[Oracle]

A friend of mine just started his own business,
manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats.
Apparently prophets are going through the roof.

That is possibly, one of the greatest jokes I've ever heard/seen!

Cant for life of me, reason why

I'm sure those neighbouring 43,000 Turkish troops will explain it to you, once one of them learns to read.

[ttoli]

A friend of mine just started his own business,
manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats.
Apparently prophets are going through the roof.

That is possibly, one of the greatest jokes I've ever heard/seen!

Cant for life of me, reason why

I'm sure those neighbouring 43,000 Turkish troops will explain it to you, once one of them learns to read.

The sarcasm lost on you, was it My Dear?

[ttoli]

And so we move on...............................

Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty quid..."

[ttoli]

I'm off to that new waterpark,
Or some would say Pakistan.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Most of Pakistan by the looks of it.

I had to call my bank today and they put me through to a call centre in Pakistan, Terrible line, I couldn't understand a word, it sounded like they were under water.

A new film being made about the floods in Pakisatan it's called "water shit down"

[ttoli]

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers.
I was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for Father's day.
Got my wife an iRon for her birthday.

[ttoli]

Rumours that Gary Glitter had slept with an 85-year-old have been rubbished this evening.

Police said it was a Haiti 5-year-old!

[SpartanGamer]

And so we move on...............................

Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty quid..."

I never knew you had a daughter called Susan

[ttoli]

What is blue and fucks Oracle...?

Hypothermia...

The biggest 'Joke' (offensive or otherwise) has got to be that this TURK may consider himself to be civilized whilst penning such direct offence toward a 'Lady' (IMHO).

Sir, Whilst I have always been a Brit(Carpetbagger), Given a choice between being labelled a Turk or Lady O's example of being a bubble, I'd always choose the former.

I might ask as to why on earth you are jumping to her defence at every opportunity , but then summised that you are trying to get into her panties

[ttoli]

And so we move on...............................

Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty quid..."

I never knew you had a daughter called Susan

No children that I'm aware of, mind you last week in Napa did get a bit wild, so who knows? p.s. I gave them your name

[skyvet]

You posted the same joke here!

Mind you, you fucked it up this time by not making clear to non-aircraft buffs that a Cessna 150 has only two seats... [/quote]

Ah Grump! How fortunate we are on CF to have one so vigilant as your goodself!