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by **cyprusgrump** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:58 am

skyvet wrote:Rescue workers at an Irish cemetery where a Cessna 150 aircraft crashed over the weekend have so far recovered 387 bodies. A spokesman said he expected the number of bodies to rise significantly as digging continues.

You posted the same joke here! :roll:

Mind you, you fucked it up this time by not making clear to non-aircraft buffs that a Cessna 150 has only two seats... :roll:

by **vaughanwilliams** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:20 am

My teenage son told me that he had sex with the neighbour's
daughter last night for the first time. "Well done, son," I said, "I hope
you used something though?"
He replied, "Yeah, a balaclava!"

by **vaughanwilliams** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:22 am

I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok recently,
to get my testicles checked out.
While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, he said, "Don't
worry, it's normal to get an erection during this kind of examination."
I said, "I haven't got an erection!"
He replied, "No, but I have!"

by **vaughanwilliams** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:24 am

I fostered a Muslim child yesterday..... all four cans hit him on
the head!

I got banned from a Muslim clothes shop today. I only asked for a
bomber jacket.
Touchy bastards!

by **cyprusgrump** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:50 am

Did you pinch all of those from my place...?

by **vaughanwilliams** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:55 am

cyprusgrump wrote::lol:

Did you pinch all of those from my place...?

No, but you don't think I made them up myself, did you? :shock:

by **cyprusgrump** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:04 am

vaughanwilliams wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote::lol:

Did you pinch all of those from my place...?

No, but you don't think I made them up myself, did you?

by **B25** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:46 am

ttoli wrote:A friend of mine just started his own business,
manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats.
Apparently prophets are going through the roof.

Guys, Guys, Guys, I'm pissing my pants here. some bloody good side spliters here I must say.

by **SpartanGamer** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:49 am

ttoli wrote:A friend of mine just started his own business,
manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats.
Apparently prophets are going through the roof.

That is possibly, one of the greatest jokes I've ever heard/seen!

by **ttoli** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:10 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:
ttoli wrote:A friend of mine just started his own business,
manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats.
Apparently prophets are going through the roof.

That is possibly, one of the greatest jokes I've ever heard/seen!

Cant for life of me, reason why

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