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by **Kikapu** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:46 pm

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 blow-jobs.?

One is a Goodyear and the other was a GREAT year.! :lol:

by **DANGAMAN** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:35 pm

Bombos sister says to him "Your a great shag"

Bombo says "Thats what mum says too"

His sister replies "No!, dad said the same to me"

by **SKI-preo** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:14 am

Is Bombo Tasmanian?

by **DANGAMAN** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:07 am

SKI-preo wrote:Is Bombo Tasmanian?

Nope he is the Greek - Little Jonny

by **apc2010** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:39 am

what is the best thing about shagging 25 year olds ..???

There are 20 of them ...............

by **oopsy** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:27 pm

Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!

Personally I think its bollocks!!

by **cyprusgrump** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:16 pm

My local curry house has a special 'flood relief' menu.

Chicken BuryAuntie, Nann Dead and Poppagone.

by **oopsy** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:04 pm

Oh my god! Laughed so hard i spat my beer out!!!!!!!!! Brilliant!

by **apc2010** » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:56 am

If Mother in law is an anagram of Hitler woman...

Why can't mine use the oven .......................................???????

by **dafula** » Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:55 am

Husband says to wife "Do you fancy playing a rape game?" Wife says "NO!". Husband replies "Tha'ts the spirit!"

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