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Postby oopsy » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:12 pm

My penis is oddly quite tanned.
Must be all the son it's getting.
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Postby fig head » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:03 pm

Didn't get it
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Postby apc2010 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:05 pm

fig head wrote:Didn't get it


Fig i think it is an incest joke ,, not SUN but SON......
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Postby oopsy » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:40 pm

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." :shocked:
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Postby thegame24 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:17 pm

lol

Man with his mate going to buy gift for his wife

He says "I think ill buy her slippers"

Friend goes, "is that all?"

Man replies, "ill get her a dildo too"

"why a dildo?" friend says

Man replies "if she dont like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"
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Postby DANGAMAN » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:26 pm

Went to heathrow airport the other day...

wow did you see the size of their tread-mills
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Postby DANGAMAN » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:28 pm

Why is it that sex is better when done at a hotel...



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because you are with a hooker.

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Postby apc2010 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:20 pm

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speed boat...............
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Postby ttoli » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:41 pm

I'M NOT GAY BUT THE BLOKE SUCKING ME OFF MIGHT BE
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Postby ttoli » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:01 pm

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor
is a young female, well endowed, blonde, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she walked over to me and said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

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