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Postby CBBB » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:29 am

Under new E.U Law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct... they have to be called "caravan utilising nomadic travelling society" or c.u.n.t.s for short.
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Postby CBBB » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:38 am

A woman was eyeing up a black man in a club all night. After lots of chatting and flirting, they left together. Pulling him against a wall outside, grabbing his crotch and breathing heavily she whispered "come on big boy, show me if its true what they say about black men" So he stabbed her and ran off with her purse!!
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Postby Me Ed » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:50 am

Q: What does a woman have in common with KFC (thats Kentucky Fried Chicken for the grandads of the forum).

A: Once you've finished wish the breast and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to pop your bone into.
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Postby webbo » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:03 pm

I've just bought my son new socks for Christmas. I don't know what's wrong with his feet, but I found a pile of really crusty ones under his bed this morning!
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Postby webbo » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:12 pm

Teach kids how the government works by taking all their sweets off them then simply telling them to fuck off.
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Postby psycho » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:25 pm

Cambridge University Netball Team has decided to abbreviate their name so that it fits on their vests but they are having trouble with the letters.
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Postby Me Ed » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:25 pm

Four queers are in a jacuzzi when a blob of sperm floats to the top.

One of them asks, "OK, who's farted?"
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Postby psycho » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:31 pm

I'm sick of getting emails and phone calls since my dog savaged a Paki to death.

For the last time....


He is not for sale!!
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Postby psycho » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:35 pm

I met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, she fell at my feet and as I gave her a good seeing to I thought fuck me these taser guns are well worth the money.
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Postby Me Ed » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:40 pm

Just what Haiti needs!

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