offensive jokes
by charlie brown » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:09 pm
Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off
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by SpartanGamer » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:18 pm
charlie brown wrote:Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off
I don't get it
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by Smiler Brian » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:39 pm
Have you heard about the black man and black woman who have had a blue eyed blond white daughter?
That's all we needed, stealth niggers.
That's all we needed, stealth niggers.
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by IMPOSTALIEDUS » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:37 pm
and you would know all about having the tip cut off would,nt youcharlie brown wrote:Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off
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by charlie brown » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:01 pm
[quote="IMPOSTALIEDUS"][quote="charlie brown"]Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off[/quote] and you would know all about having the tip cut off would,nt you [/quote]
Is that surpose to mean somthing?
Only a moron would get offended on a offensive joke forum
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Is that surpose to mean somthing?
Only a moron would get offended on a offensive joke forum
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by oopsy » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:22 pm
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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