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by ttoli » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:47 pm
I got banned from my local McDonalds today. The girl serving me was an absolute babe and said she could make it large for an extra 60c.'You already have' I replied 'But will you wank me off for a Euro?'
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by DANGAMAN » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:10 am
ttoli wrote:I got banned from my local McDonalds today. The girl serving me was an absolute babe and said she could make it large for an extra 60c.'You already have' I replied 'But will you wank me off for a Euro?'
Nice one, off to my local Mc donalds HAHAHA
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by SSBubbles » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:04 pm
ttoli wrote:I got banned from my local McDonalds today. The girl serving me was an absolute babe and said she could make it large for an extra 60c.'You already have' I replied 'But will you wank me off for a Euro?'
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by Smiler Brian » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:05 pm
Saw my ex girlfriend yesterday. As usual one thing lead to another, old passions were kindled and we ended up having sex.
The police were furious, I was only there to identify the body!
The police were furious, I was only there to identify the body!
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THE SHIP WRECK:
by Kikapu » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:20 pm
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.
She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
I didn't see this one coming
So, they buried her.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.
She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
I didn't see this one coming
So, they buried her.
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