Hit me at 30, and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
Hit me at 40, and there's an 80% chance I'll die.
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by SpartanGamer » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:15 pm
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by SpartanGamer » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:37 pm
So I was with a few mates at this Womans golf cup, and apparently you get thrown out for shouting
"Thats the wrong iron"
"Thats the wrong iron"
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by SpartanGamer » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:15 pm
WOW I've been given the employee of the year award at the Samaritans..........
Because everyone I spoke to never rang back!
Because everyone I spoke to never rang back!
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by cyprusgrump » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:07 pm
My wife flew off the handle today... ...the kids walked in when she was masturbating with the broom.
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by CBBB » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:14 am
1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
3. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
4. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa Dinghy.
5. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water-Shit-Drown'
6. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
7. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called Swim Fast.
8. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster........... ˜Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed".
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
3. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
4. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa Dinghy.
5. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water-Shit-Drown'
6. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
7. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called Swim Fast.
8. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster........... ˜Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed".
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by Smiler Brian » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:48 pm
X factor fans. If you are missing Gamu do not worry. From next Wednesday you can sponsor her for £3 a month.
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by CBBB » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:57 am
Beware of Clothing Donation Scam.
I just received a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to fuck off! Anybody who fits in my clothes isn't starving!
I just received a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to fuck off! Anybody who fits in my clothes isn't starving!
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