hahahaha! That was brilliant! It took me a few seconds though... lol
Other than that, the pic is disgusting!!
offensive jokes
by SpartanGamer » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:52 pm
Row row row your boat gently down the stream, if you live in Pakistan you'll need a submarine!
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by apc2010 » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:03 am
Can you spare just £2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Zambia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2.00, ............ we will send you the video - it's hilarious.
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by cyprusgrump » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:21 am
There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Jocks and Scousers is not the correct answer
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Jocks and Scousers is not the correct answer
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
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by ttoli » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:37 pm
New on Channel Four!
Coming live and uninterrupted from Chile,
33 contestants,
4 months,
1 cave.
Dig Brother.
How do black women know when they are pregnant??.....When they take out their tampons and all the cotton has been picked off!.
Earlier on 2day...i saw a little African child at the side of the road eating grass. I stopped and said 2 him "dont eat that, come home with me". The child replied "i have 3 brothers n a sister, can they come too?" To which i replied "f**k off!, Its only a small lawn.!
Some random facts... An elephant sh*ts half its weight in 2 days. A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. Honeybees kill more people than snakes. A woman would have finished reading this by now, but a man would still be checking the size of his thumb.
Coming live and uninterrupted from Chile,
33 contestants,
4 months,
1 cave.
Dig Brother.
How do black women know when they are pregnant??.....When they take out their tampons and all the cotton has been picked off!.
Earlier on 2day...i saw a little African child at the side of the road eating grass. I stopped and said 2 him "dont eat that, come home with me". The child replied "i have 3 brothers n a sister, can they come too?" To which i replied "f**k off!, Its only a small lawn.!
Some random facts... An elephant sh*ts half its weight in 2 days. A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. Honeybees kill more people than snakes. A woman would have finished reading this by now, but a man would still be checking the size of his thumb.
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