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Postby Cap » Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:51 pm

Apartheid Era Prank.

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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:39 pm

The Scottish homosexual in India cried out in frustration :- "Och, I'll have tae have a Mon Soon!"
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Postby SpartanGamer » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:11 pm

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Postby SKI-preo » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:57 am

Q:What do you call an Aborigine with a wooden leg?
A:Shit on a stick.
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Postby SKI-preo » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:03 am

Q: Why did God give women three more brain cells than cows?
A: So they don't shit on the floor while doing the dishes.
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Postby kafenes » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:28 am

:D :D :D

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Postby zan » Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:56 pm

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Postby Cap » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:06 pm

kafenes wrote::D :D :D



:lol:

this certainly must have caused an outrage..
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Postby Cap » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:10 pm

zan wrote:


:D
Quite a turn on actually...
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Postby ttoli » Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:45 pm

Cap wrote:
zan wrote:


:D
Quite a turn on actually...
Can you see Homer Simpson???
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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