dariusake wrote:Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!
BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.
Q: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once?
A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: Whats better than having sex with a 12 yr. old vietnamese boy?
A: NOTHING
Q: Why don’t black people take cruises?
A: They fell for that trick once already!
Q: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
A: Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: Why do you never put a baby in a blender head first?
A: Because the look on their face is priceless
Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more?
A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
Q: What does a black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.
Q: What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
A: The pilot, you racist fuck.
A Rabbi and a Priest are walking down the street when they see a 7 year old boy come out of a candy store.
The Priest says "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid with me?"
to which the Rabbi replies "OUT OF WHAT?"
What do you do after you rape a deaf mute?
break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
this is more than offensive !! this is sick.. and i mean sick enugh to be understood as only sick for sickos !!!!! 
