How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
None, a woman should do it!
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by SpartanGamer » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:18 pm
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by fig head » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:12 pm
DANGAMAN wrote:Grumpy...
Please check if this ones been posted in the past (LOL)
Why do women have small feet?
Not all women do!
...to get closer to the sink!!!
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by SpartanGamer » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:35 pm
Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Mexican on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the American stands up and throws the Mexican off the train.....
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the American stands up and throws the Mexican off the train.....
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by ttoli » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:57 am
say what you want about David Cameron
but when it comes to fighting terroism he doesnt fuck about.
last month he said he was going to flush the taliban out of pakistan
and now its 10ft under water
but when it comes to fighting terroism he doesnt fuck about.
last month he said he was going to flush the taliban out of pakistan
and now its 10ft under water
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by cyprusgrump » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:39 am
DANGAMAN wrote:Grumpy...
Please check if this ones been posted in the past (LOL)
Why do women have small feet?
...to get closer to the sink!!!
I think we have covered this one before... see also: -
What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
Nothing - you've told her once already!
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by cyprusgrump » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:42 am
fig head wrote:DANGAMAN wrote:Grumpy...
Please check if this ones been posted in the past (LOL)
Why do women have small feet?
...to get closer to the sink!!!
Not all women do!
So how big are your feet Emma...?
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by fig head » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:23 am
cyprusgrump wrote:fig head wrote:DANGAMAN wrote:Grumpy...
Please check if this ones been posted in the past (LOL)
Why do women have small feet?
well, i had that debate with my mates few night ago, we ended up agreeing that i have the biggest toes ever !!!
...to get closer to the sink!!!
Not all women do!
So how big are your feet Emma...?
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by cyprusgrump » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:54 am
fig head wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:fig head wrote:DANGAMAN wrote:Grumpy...
Please check if this ones been posted in the past (LOL)
Why do women have small feet?
...to get closer to the sink!!!
Not all women do!
So how big are your feet Emma...?
well, i had that debate with my mates few night ago, we ended up agreeing that i have the biggest toes ever !!!
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by dariusake » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:34 pm
Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!
BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.
Q: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once?
A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: Whats better than having sex with a 12 yr. old vietnamese boy?
A: NOTHING
Q: Why don’t black people take cruises?
A: They fell for that trick once already!
Q: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
A: Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: Why do you never put a baby in a blender head first?
A: Because the look on their face is priceless
Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more?
A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
Q: What does a black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.
Q: What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
A: The pilot, you racist fuck.
A Rabbi and a Priest are walking down the street when they see a 7 year old boy come out of a candy store.
The Priest says "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid with me?"
to which the Rabbi replies "OUT OF WHAT?"
What do you do after you rape a deaf mute?
break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!
BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.
Q: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once?
A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: Whats better than having sex with a 12 yr. old vietnamese boy?
A: NOTHING
Q: Why don’t black people take cruises?
A: They fell for that trick once already!
Q: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
A: Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: Why do you never put a baby in a blender head first?
A: Because the look on their face is priceless
Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more?
A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
Q: What does a black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.
Q: What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
A: The pilot, you racist fuck.
A Rabbi and a Priest are walking down the street when they see a 7 year old boy come out of a candy store.
The Priest says "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid with me?"
to which the Rabbi replies "OUT OF WHAT?"
What do you do after you rape a deaf mute?
break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
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