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Postby FastEddie » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:31 pm

I used to go out with a girl who was a petrol pump attendant. She dumped me and I was gutted. Now I can't drive by without filling up!

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Postby bill cobbett » Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:44 am

Welcome to CF mate but ...... erm .... stay away from a career in stand-up.

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Postby FastEddie » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:13 am

The only good T.Rex is extinct. Marc Bolan died 33 years ago.
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Postby CBBB » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:02 am

Your first joke was better!
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Re: Petrol pump

Postby YFred » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:50 pm

FastEddie wrote:I used to go out with a girl who was a petrol pump attendant. She dumped me and I was gutted. Now I can't drive by without filling up!

:lol:

Slow down!
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Postby FastEddie » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:39 pm

2nd. one wasn't a joke...anyone with any sense of humour could see that!
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