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Postby RichardB » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:21 am

Hi Windy

Just so you are aware

Cyprus is /or isn't Greek

The Americans are /or are not murderers

The Bases should /or shouldnt be allowed to stay

The Cyprus problem did / or did not start in 1974

The Greeks did /or did not get their alphabet from the Cypriots

TCs are / or are not an ethnic minority a) In Cyprus b) In the North

Kiks is / or is not a GC

Peyia is / or is not a British Protectorate

Oracle is / or is not Greek

GR is /or is a poushtie

Have a nice stay

All the above are FACTS remember this and you'll be OK
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Postby Oracle » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:59 am

RichardB wrote:Hi Windy

Just so you are aware

Cyprus is /or isn't Greek

The Americans are /or are not murderers

The Bases should /or shouldnt be allowed to stay

The Cyprus problem did / or did not start in 1974

The Greeks did /or did not get their alphabet from the Cypriots

TCs are / or are not an ethnic minority a) In Cyprus b) In the North

Kiks is / or is not a GC

Peyia is / or is not a British Protectorate

Oracle is / or is not Greek

GR is /or is a poushtie

Have a nice stay

All the above are FACTS remember this and you'll be OK


You forgot to post some links to "CREDIBLE EVIDENCE" :D
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Postby Buccaneer » Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:04 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:Good grief, Cyprusgrump!

Has the cat got your tongue? :D


I am learning to play classical guitar.... it is complex... :evil:


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Postby RichardB » Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:45 pm

Oracle wrote:
RichardB wrote:Hi Windy

Just so you are aware

Cyprus is /or isn't Greek

The Americans are /or are not murderers

The Bases should /or shouldnt be allowed to stay

The Cyprus problem did / or did not start in 1974

The Greeks did /or did not get their alphabet from the Cypriots

TCs are / or are not an ethnic minority a) In Cyprus b) In the North

Kiks is / or is not a GC

Peyia is / or is not a British Protectorate

Oracle is / or is not Greek

GR is /or is a poushtie

Have a nice stay

All the above are FACTS remember this and you'll be OK


You forgot to post some links to "CREDIBLE EVIDENCE" :D


FGS Woman the whole forum is a mass of credible / or not credible evidence FACT :lol:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:48 pm

Buccaneer wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:Good grief, Cyprusgrump!

Has the cat got your tongue? :D


I am learning to play classical guitar.... it is complex... :evil:


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Postby kafenes » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:36 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:Good grief, Cyprusgrump!

Has the cat got your tongue? :D


I am learning to play classical guitar.... it is complex... :evil:


Playing classical guitar with your tougue could be very complex, even more complex then playing classical guitar with your d*ck. :lol:





And don't ask me how I know that. :)
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Re: Hi

Postby pretty-as-pink » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:35 pm

anemos wrote:I am a newbie! :D

And??.............
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Postby paliometoxo » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:55 pm

pink!!!! your back!!! :D
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Postby Gasman » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:43 pm

Yes Pink is back! But not for long. She has had her marching orders from Lady O - been told to take herself and her friends off to the PM system!

Welcome to the forum Windy.

Have a read through this from Uncyclopedia (makes as much sense and contains as much truth as most of the stuff spouted on this forum and guaranteed to give you a good laugh):

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cyprus

For starters...

Cyprus is the centre of international peace and harmony. Apart from some minor political squabbles and ethnic pillow fights in prehistoric times, the iron age, classical times, hellenic times, the middle ages, 1800s, 1878, 1912-13, 1922, 1931 (oktovriana), 1940-1944, 1950s, 1960s, the 1963-1964 killings, 1970s, coup of 1973, invasion of 1974,1980s, November 1983, and 1990s, the island has remained peaceful and entirely in one piece since its establishment a long, long time ago.

The current president of Cyprus is Demetris (Voukkoues) Christofias, who is a bolshevik and taught Lenin how to make frapee coffee. Ever since the Russians have been sending us T-80 tanks at half the price.

Cyprus is divided by a line, which Cypriots usually like to call the GREEN line, due to the invasion of Turkey in 1974, aka operation greenpeace when they claimed to protect the rights of 'ambelopoulia' (field birds). Greek Cypriots protest this invasion to this date, stating they only wanted to see how many Turks they could fit in a hole (they always liked geometry). The occupied part of Cyprus depends on which side of the green line you're standing on. The United Nations of the World and the Union of Europeans recognizes the Greek part of Cyprus as the Legal State. The Turkish-Cypriot side, it is debatable if there are any Turkish-Cypriots actually left as they have been outnumbered by actual Turks, Turkish troops, Turkish belly dancers and Turkish baths, is considered to be nasty; claiming a state, the so called Northern Republic of Cyprus, recognized only by the Turkey, the Seagull, the Eagles, and other flying Members of the Animal Kingdom.
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Postby YFred » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:03 am

bill cobbett wrote:Come along boys and girls, where are the rest of you? Let's all give Anemos a warm CF Welcome, .... and no bad language.

So long as no "ity" is involved, Anemos is welcome.
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