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Beer drinkers be aware!

Postby Lee A Kada » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:18 pm

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8)Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!! "Statistically significant
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Postby Oracle » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:22 pm

But did they complain of having a headache later? :D
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Postby apc2010 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:59 pm

If it wasn't for beer most girls would be single
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Postby apc2010 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:59 am

I read recently that drinking is bad for you ,I stopped.......................



reading......................................................
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Postby fig head » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:50 am

Lol
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Postby YFred » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:54 pm

apc2010 wrote:If it wasn't for beer most girls would be single

Me thinks it's the other way round mate,
if there was no beer most men wouldn't get their leg over.
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Postby Oracle » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:58 pm

Proof that Yfred is a poof! :D
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Postby YFred » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:02 pm

Oracle wrote:Proof that Yfred is a poof! :D

Your power of analysis is amazing. Only a poof would recognise a another with no proof. When did you turn then.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was the matter aint you getin none no more? Have a few extra crates of beer handy dearest.
If you are lucky it may even be greek style, your favourate.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:21 pm

YFred wrote:
Oracle wrote:Proof that Yfred is a poof! :D

Your power of analysis is amazing. Only a poof would recognise a another with no proof. When did you turn then.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was the matter aint you getin none no more? Have a few extra crates of beer handy dearest.
If you are lucky it may even be greek style, your favourate.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Too much denial YFred! :wink:
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Postby apc2010 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:27 pm

Alcohol helping white men to dance....
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