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Postby Gasman » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:03 am

Since this is a thread on EOKA, and since you failed to clarify your confused initial statement, may I suggest you go back to your joke sections where your one-liner ambiguations might find an appreciative audience!!

Ambiguation is an ambiguous word invented to make the originally unambiguous fact that people sometimes willingly introduce ambiguity so ambiguous that it leaves almost no hope of fighting that ambiguity and de-ambiguating it.

The concept of ambiguation was invented by politicians with the sole purpose of splitting "yes" and "no" into a plethora of words like "maybe", "we are considering it", "most certainly", and "someday". When the original creators of ambiguation went to the City of Dis, they continued their research and eventually produced a special Dis version of ambiguation, called Dis ambiguation.

Unsurprisingly, Dis ambiguation was then adopted by Satan, who used it to split Original Jesus into so many Jesii that most of them are yet to be found. Satan also introduced many spellings of the Tetragrammaton and ensured that every one of them had a proper Wikipedia article, so that Jehovah's Witnesses could easily rip you off by pretending that the article on their spelling is the longest one.

Seeing how well his plan worked, Satan went further and split 0 into ( and ). These diabolic symbols were then introduced into article titles, like "0 (digit)" or "O (letter)". Then Satan added " (Dis ambiguation)" to every article he corrupted in such a way and, satisfied, returned to Dis.

Since then, disciples of Satan ambiguated many articles, making sure that every article has at least one esoteric meaning in addition to the main one. For example, Alderaan, which is largely known as a valid name of twin stars, was ambiguated with a disused name for some kind of planet from Star Trek, or maybe Star Wars, who knows. Then an italicized note was added to both, which happened to be longer than either article.

OMG this makes NOOOOOOO sense! grrrr! stupid Ambiguation


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Postby Oracle » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:21 am

Gasman wrote:
Since this is a thread on EOKA, and since you failed to clarify your confused initial statement, may I suggest you go back to your joke sections where your one-liner ambiguations might find an appreciative audience!!

Ambiguation is an ambiguous word invented to make the originally unambiguous fact that people sometimes willingly introduce ambiguity so ambiguous that it leaves almost no hope of fighting that ambiguity and de-ambiguating it. The concept of ambiguation was invented by politicians with the sole purpose of splitting "yes" and "no" into a plethora of words like "maybe", "we are considering it", "most certainly", and "someday".



:lol: :lol:



So, what's your confusion with it? Other than I was politely telling him he had gone beyond just being drunk!

But trial and error, stalk me 20, 40, 60 times, until you find one way to get me to respond to your attention seeking trollations!
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Postby miltiades » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:27 pm

miltiades wrote:
Gasman wrote:Ahh I am on the right page now!

http://www.britains-smallwars.com/cyprus/Davidcarter/mak/troublesomebishops.html

TROUBLESOME BISHOPS

The story of Archbishop Makarios's exile


By David Carter


'Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?' - King Henry II, speaking about Becket

David Carter is and always has been a two bit author , unresearched work and books written according to his own perception and interpretation of events. To start with , he fails miserably to mention once that Cyprus WAS OCCUPIED BY THE BRITISH. He went along with the corrupt British policy at the time that since Cyprus was of strategic importance to Britain it would remain for ever as a British colony any Cypriot movement to rid Cyprus of the British occupation was interpreted by that peculiar British logic as a terrorists movement. So fuck us right left and centre , should we dare to resist we are branded terrorists. British bollocks.
EOKA and the Cypriot people had every right to resist the British occupation , the struggle was a noble one , the Brits used Cyprus for their own benefit , why not every other superpower used some nation for their own benefits why not the Brits. The fact of the matter is that the British media at the time convinced their own people that we the Cypriots were murderers , low down terrorists , well I remember back in 1961 telling them to fuck off and reminded them that our struggle was the same as their struggle against the Nazis , did they think that only THEY had the right to freedom ? Stupid sods , not the people but the entire successive British governments whom we now know were far to busy milking the system and feathering greedily their nests. These bastard politicians who have consistently lied to the British people , the same by product of politicians that tell their people that the Muslim population of the UK amounts to 1.8 million !!! So for every 1 Cypriot there are ...6 Muslims !!!
Work it out folks , the British parliamentary system has thrived for years based on ...democratic deception .
Any one who fought them in order to rid themselves of their occupation was naturally a ..terrorist. !

David Carter in fact passed away in December of last year following a heart attack .He lived in the "trnc" .
He was a virulent anti G/C and wrote the Cyprus Tales and Aphrodite's killers. He detested EOKA and all that it stood for , as far as he was concerned the G/Cs had no right to demand that Britain should abandon Cyprus .
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Postby PushDaddy » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:46 pm

Boomerang I love you !!!
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Postby yialousa1971 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:54 pm

apc2010 wrote:
Oracle wrote:
apc2010 wrote:same as that pesky woman shopping in the murder mile...


.... And same as those "pesky" GC schoolkids the Brits shot, and those many innocent men and women trying to live rightfully in their own country?

Did EOKA go over to Britain to shoot this wife of a British officer?
No!
She was here as part of the Colonial occupying force!

so you agree with the moscow bombings


apc2010 are you English?
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Postby yialousa1971 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:03 pm

The Battle at Leopetri

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Postby miltiades » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:10 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:
apc2010 wrote:
Oracle wrote:
apc2010 wrote:same as that pesky woman shopping in the murder mile...


.... And same as those "pesky" GC schoolkids the Brits shot, and those many innocent men and women trying to live rightfully in their own country?

Did EOKA go over to Britain to shoot this wife of a British officer?
No!
She was here as part of the Colonial occupying force!

so you agree with the moscow bombings


apc2010 are you English?

No he ain't , an English yob definitely !!!
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Postby apc2010 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:16 pm

miltiades wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:
apc2010 wrote:
Oracle wrote:
apc2010 wrote:same as that pesky woman shopping in the murder mile...


.... And same as those "pesky" GC schoolkids the Brits shot, and those many innocent men and women trying to live rightfully in their own country?

Did EOKA go over to Britain to shoot this wife of a British officer?
No!
She was here as part of the Colonial occupying force!

so you agree with the moscow bombings


apc2010 are you English?

No he ain't , an English yob definitely !!!

would still be english surely????
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Postby Gasman » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:18 pm

But trial and error, stalk me 20, 40, 60 times, until you find one way to get me to respond to your attention seeking trollations!


Well, if I am not mistaken - you just DID respond lol!

Back to your strangulated language postings dear.
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Postby Gasman » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:22 pm

And hey! YOU stalked ME when I joined this forum. And continued mocking me as a 'newbie' for AGES afterwards.

Some of your first responses to my (always civil) postings were to call me an idiot, brainless, misogynistic, big boob loving, only interested in WOMEN who were glamorous and WADDEVER!

Left yourself with a lot of egg on your face when it dawned on you (after so many responses to me assuming I was a BLOKE because of my forum name).

It amused me no end. And all thanks to those on here who know me and did not give the game away.
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