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The Italian Lover

Postby kafenes » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:40 am

The Italian Lover, a virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the
last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I Danish."
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Postby fig head » Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:16 am

Hahahaha haahaha from now till 2moz hahahaha

wicked wicked wicked !! Nah I Danish ☺☺☻☻
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Postby Cap » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:05 am

LOL!!!
That was great.
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Postby kafenes » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:11 am

fig head wrote:Hahahaha haahaha from now till 2moz hahahaha

wicked wicked wicked !! Nah I Danish ☺☺☻☻


:lol: I knew you would like this one.
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Postby fig head » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:34 am

Mate im Still Laughin my pretty lil head off.. i havent heard a proper funny joke for ages and that one is the bollocks hahaha haha Nah I Danish hahaha
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