A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys:
* one tin of beans
* one bag of crisps
* one pack of burgers
* one tub of icecream
* one cake
* one yoghurt
* one pint of milk.
He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.
The bloke says sarcastically, "Yes. However did you guess?"
The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard."