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Postby CBBB » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:39 am

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Svetlana wrote:Sorry, Yialoser, but i could not hurry my selection, it took a lot of time to find someone suitable for you, a nice Jewish girl...

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I will even say a Barukh (Blessing) for you in the small hope it will save your Soul:

Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha‑olam...


from your favourite Shiksa!


He doesn't need a shiksa, he's a feygelah!


More like, he doesn't need a shisto, he's a gayfellah. :)


That is actually what feygelah means, I hadn't noticed that it is almost an anagram!
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Postby bill cobbett » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:41 pm

Something for Pres X to sign the Settlement Treaty with Turkey ......



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Postby Malapapa » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:06 am

Here's a totally useless present for Turkey, which despite parking a 40,000-strong army on Cyprus, will now need to up its 'defence' spending even further in another futile attempt to protect itself against justice seeking Cypriots...

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Postby Oracle » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:55 am

Malapapa wrote:Here's a totally useless present for Turkey, which despite parking a 40,000-strong army on Cyprus, will now need to up its 'defence' spending even further in another futile attempt to protect itself against justice seeking Cypriots...

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Taking the headscarf wearing a tad too far! :D
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:56 am

Oracle wrote:
Malapapa wrote:Here's a totally useless present for Turkey, which despite parking a 40,000-strong army on Cyprus, will now need to up its 'defence' spending even further in another futile attempt to protect itself against justice seeking Cypriots...

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Taking the headscarf wearing a tad too far! :D


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Flipin heck, which twitus ineptus posted that pic. I have suddenly lost my apetite. :twisted:
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Postby Malapapa » Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:06 pm

For vaughan, some memorabilia of the anachronistic Apatheid regime he still hankers for in South Africa. No wonder he feels so at home in the ethnically cleansed part of Cyprus.

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Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:18 am

Svetlana wrote:Sorry, Yialoser, but i could not hurry my selection, it took a lot of time to find someone suitable for you, a nice Jewish girl...

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I will even say a Barukh (Blessing) for you in the small hope it will save your Soul:

Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha‑olam...


from your favourite Shiksa!


But I wanted a Russian. :cry:
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Postby Svetlana » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:37 am

You're very fussy......



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I can pass you her mobile number if you wish; however, you will have to undergo a pre-nuptial surgical operation :-)
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:49 am

Svetlana wrote:You're very fussy......



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I can pass you her mobile number if you wish; however, you will have to undergo a pre-nuptial surgical operation :-)


What about this Russian, have you got hers?


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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:01 pm

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Svetlana wrote:You're very fussy......
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I can pass you her mobile number if you wish; however, you will have to undergo a pre-nuptial surgical operation :-)

What about this Russian, have you got hers?Image


So, you are NOT fussy then! :lol:
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