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[Gasman]

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New
York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward
his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to
the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ..'

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded.'I use
my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'

'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
categories are the Irish.'

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,'
she said. 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!'

'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me

Paddy.'

[cyprusgrump]

See also: -

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... phomaniacs

And

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... phomaniacs

And

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... phomaniacs

[Gasman]

lol! I knew I should never have ventured into the 'joke' forum grump! I will leave quietly now and not return!

[SSBubbles]

See also: -
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... phomaniacs
And
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... phomaniacs
And
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... phomaniacs

Grump, you have tooooooooooooo much time on your hands!