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by **yialousa1971** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:41 am

Starting bid 5 euros, reserve 250 euros, buy now 200 euros.

Details:

Made in: Russia
Manufacturer: Svetlana
Model no. EL34
Build: Stocky
Height: 6' 2''

Will only sell to Afghan warlord, login to ebay and search for Lana.
Auction ends Friday night 11.00pm.

by **SSBubbles** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:58 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:Starting bid 5 euros, reserve 250 euros, buy now 200 euros.
Details:
Made in: Russia
Manufacturer: Svetlana
Model no. EL34
Build: Stocky
Height: 6' 2''

Will only sell to Afghan warlord, login to ebay and search for Lana.
Auction ends Friday night 11.00pm.

Beware the wrath of Admin............ :lol:

by **yialousa1971** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:51 am

SSBubbles wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:Starting bid 5 euros, reserve 250 euros, buy now 200 euros.
Details:
Made in: Russia
Manufacturer: Svetlana
Model no. EL34
Build: Stocky
Height: 6' 2''

Will only sell to Afghan warlord, login to ebay and search for Lana.
Auction ends Friday night 11.00pm.

Beware the wrath of Admin............

Just trying to find Lana a husband and make some money at the same time.

by **Svetlana** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:24 am

Unique opportunity; live body available for vivisection.

I have for sale a live human being (??) designated 'Yialoser', for live dissection, preferably without anesthetic. The body is unique, having a second mouth in the rear of the cranium, as most people think he 'talks out of the back of his head'.

Regretably, there is little sign of personality or intelligence but all major organs are present, except for a brain. the body is located at: The Secure Unit, North London Special Hospital.

Offers in the region of minus €20 - it's all I can afford to get rid of him!

by **Paphitis** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:57 am

Svetlana wrote:Unique opportunity; live body available for vivisection.

I have for sale a live human being (??) designated 'Yialoser', for live dissection, preferably without anesthetic. The body is unique, having a second mouth in the rear of the cranium, as most people think he 'talks out of the back of his head'.

Regretably, there is little sign of personality or intelligence but all major organs are present, except for a brain. the body is located at: The Secure Unit, North London Special Hospital.

Offers in the region of minus €20 - it's all I can afford to get rid of him!

Deleting the entire account is free!

by **yialousa1971** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:04 pm

Item withdrawn due to lack of interest. :cry:

by **yialousa1971** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:10 pm

Paphitis wrote:
Svetlana wrote:Unique opportunity; live body available for vivisection.

I have for sale a live human being (??) designated 'Yialoser', for live dissection, preferably without anesthetic. The body is unique, having a second mouth in the rear of the cranium, as most people think he 'talks out of the back of his head'.

Regretably, there is little sign of personality or intelligence but all major organs are present, except for a brain. the body is located at: The Secure Unit, North London Special Hospital.

Offers in the region of minus €20 - it's all I can afford to get rid of him!

Deleting the entire account is free!

Lana would miss me

too much to delete me.

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