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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:37 am

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:39 am

:evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:00 am

Ive told that joke b4...................in 1985!

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Postby 2fan » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:52 pm

I've decided that I can't challange Moose in the bad joke departmant.
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