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by **offlimits2** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:01 pm

http://www.greeksrethink.com/2010/02/re ... f-fasting/

by **Get Real!** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:26 pm

For a moment I thought you said farting and wrote an entire page on that until I went to post... :oops:

by **CBBB** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:28 pm

I am going as fast as I can!

by **SKI-preo** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:28 pm

You are not supposed to tell everyone how religious you are. You are supposed to be humble and keep it to yourself. God if she exists does not care if you fast or eat pork or eat only pork when you fast. She probably has better things to do.

Can you explain to me why violent jihadists get 72 virgins in the afterlife? What about the poor virign girl's perspective. She was a good muslim stayed a virgin and then KABOOM MOHAMED she is destined to live all eternity as a sex slave to an ugly monobrowed hairy head and torso whose arms and legs have been blown off and cannot wipe his own backside(are there backsides to wipe in heaven). Is that heaven? Maybe hell is better for the virgin girl.Make that your next poll.

by **CBBB** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:31 pm

SKI-preo wrote:You are not supposed to tell everyone how religious you are. You are supposed to be humble and keep it to yourself. God if she exists does not care if you fast or eat pork or eat only pork when you fast. She probably has better things to do.

Can you explain to me why violent jihadists get 72 virgins in the afterlife? What about the poor virign girl's perspective. She was a good muslim stayed a virgin and then KABOOM MOHAMED she is destined to live all eternity as a sex slave to an ugly monobrowed hairy head and torso whose arms and legs have been blown off and cannot wipe his own backside(are there backsides to wipe in heaven). Is that heaven? Maybe hell is better for the virgin girl.Make that your next poll.

It's OK, they are so pissed on the rivers of wine that they never get around to the virgins!