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by **fig head** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:08 pm

After debating relationships with a friend of mine -a guy-
he thinks the reason behind being suck in relationships for us poor females that we dont undrstand whats going on most of the time -bit harsh i think !!!- he sent me this message and i thought he is off his head and full of rubbish , here is the message

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side ..

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.

Hope this helps you living in a man world

by **cyprusgrump** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:11 pm

See also: this thread

by **fig head** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:17 pm

Such fun spoiler with your thread tracking talent !!

by **Oracle** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:32 pm

It's a male-thing, fighead!

by **Liontaroui** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:54 pm

Does he have a little willy and a BMW/Impreza/Hummer/hot hatch too?

Anarchists make the best lovers...

by **paliometoxo** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:58 pm

LOL fig i agree with most of them but these few..

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

no day is for sports :S unless it means on the ps3?;p

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

i do.. without gps i am lost ;p

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

i dont get that one?:S