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[bill cobbett]

In the next few weeks the Illegal Turkish Settlers will be going to the "polls" in the Occupied North to pick up their various domestic appliances in return for "voting" in some dodgy "pres election".

The Real and Official Vote will however be taking place here and now on CF.

Here's a resumee of your candidates .....

1. Beloved and Apologising Pres and Comrade Christofias of the Republic, who now has a chance to extend his authority further, in to the Occupied Areas. Always ready to show good-will and bends over backwards to appease.

2. The Trespassing Orams, of no fixed abode. One to attract the CarpetBagging and Sympathy vote. Well they say fame can bring election success and this couple have become as famous as the late Big Mak.

3. One for the remaining enosist> Couldn't think of any famous greeks less than 5,000 years old so went for the well known token greek, Zorba (The Greek)

4. In the light of events earlier today, have to include the Syrian chappy who shoed Eroordigan. Sure to be a pop choice.

Then we have the two unfancied outsiders ....

5. The existing Turkish Puppet, the Unofficial and Unapologetic Muhktar Mehmet Ali Talat.

6. The Next Turkish Puppet and Green Goat and TMT supporting, chip off the Donktosh approach, whose name can't be bothered to look up but it's something like Supergluey Errorgluey.


Usual CF Dodgy Poll rules apply, that is vote as many times as you can get away with, feel free to ship in illegal ex-pat members to support your candidate etc etc.

[apc2010]

Cant we include Gordon Brown please, he F**ked the UK

[Malapapa]

I put my X by Comrade X as he is the President of the Republic of Cyprus, with legal jurisdiction over the island's entire territory. But while part of it remains an open prison full of outlaws, I reckon this guy would make the best corrupt warden...

[apc2010]

Shawshank?

[Malapapa]

Shawshank?

Redemption will come to Cyprus....

[apc2010]

quick

[Gasman]

You left off the portly Elvis Impersonator. I reckon he'd get the most votes if the ex pat Brits there were voting!

[apc2010]

Wot no Des Lynam?

[Malapapa]

How about the Miss Piggy coalition?

[Svetlana]

Dutch Crusader?