his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, Mehmet flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase.
He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
"Wow,Mehmet says you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."
