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Postby Malapapa » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:32 pm

elko wrote:Boys and girls, you have been very naughty here. How dare you call our guests ugly and so on? Are the Cypriot ladies any better? Just look at them a day before marriage and a couple of years after marriage. Of course there are exceptions but most of them start eating like pigs once they get married. At least most expat ladies keep their forms well into seventies.
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Certainly not on the evidence provided by our old Dutch (before the spoilsport took all the photos down). Unless you mean 70 round the waist. :lol:
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Postby Gasman » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:59 pm

Yes what does happen to Cypriot ladies? I mean when does the transformation take place? All the young girls are skinny Amy Winehouse or Posh Spice lookalikes, dressed in the height of (fake) designer fashion. All the older ladies seem to wear similar clothes, are stooped and mostly overweight. Have to say the same question does occur to me about Italian women too!
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Postby Gasman » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:39 pm

Welcome to the forum saurkraut! Make yourself at home.

Yorgu:

I offer to run them to the airport free of charge with proof of one way ticket.


Yeah - I forgot to mention the 'one way ticket' bit - that's the bit that makes me laugh!
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Postby saurkraut » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:45 pm

Gasman wrote:Welcome to the forum saurkraut! Make yourself at home.

Yorgu:

I offer to run them to the airport free of charge with proof of one way ticket.


Yeah - I forgot to mention the 'one way ticket' bit - that's the bit that makes me laugh!


Thank you Yorgu i will pop in now and again
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Postby Gasman » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:46 pm

I'm not Yorgu!
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Postby Gasman » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:47 pm

Well, I might be ... you never know with these forums!
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Postby Malapapa » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:49 pm

saurkraut wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
yorgozlu wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
Malapapa wrote:I think I've spotted Dutch, stealing furniture for his stolen property...

http://www.allcrusades.com/BB_pics/1002 ... 01481.html


Wow! A mixture of british carpetbaggers and turkish thieves. Disgusting! :twisted:


There is NO Turkish person in that picture.


How can you tell? Do you know them personally? :?

If you do, give us their names/addresses. :wink:


What would you do if you had there names and addresses go up to their country and call them names?? you are all wind and shit you pathetic losers, no wonder you got your arse kicked all those years ago. You look pathetic to the outside world you sad sad people as you sit and snigger at your posts admired by only those in your little clique. Yeh i know B52 Fuck Off!!!! very clever moron. :lol:


Hi krautie. Was this you at the do, by any chance? Re-arranging deckchairs on the Titanic?

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Postby saurkraut » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:50 pm

Gasman wrote:Well, I might be ... you never know with these forums!


My apologies Gasman will try to do better
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Postby RichardB » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:50 pm

Saurkraut wrote

What would you do if you had there names and addresses go up to their country and call them names?? you are all wind and shit you pathetic losers, no wonder you got your arse kicked all those years ago. You look pathetic to the outside world you sad sad people as you sit and snigger at your posts admired by only those in your little clique. Yeh i know B52 Fuck Off!!!! very clever moron.


Call them names ?...Never

Hand over a Writ ?....Definately

And you know what ...They Wouldnt even realise what they had in their hand till I'd gone

Cos i can blend in with them quiet easily

Sad me? ...Never

Admired by a clique ? ...I hope not

Go on give us your address I'll pop over and buy you a beer and you wouldnt even suspect me
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Postby Oracle » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:52 pm

saurkraut wrote:
Gasman wrote:Well, I might be ... you never know with these forums!


My apologies Gasman will try to do better


You have a long way to go, hell-bound!
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