Epiktitos wrote:Paphitis wrote:I hereby swear that should I get more than 2 votes, then this will be my final post ever.
According to my very limited understanding, you've received more than two votes. Yet you appear to still be posting. This confuses my simple brain.
I invite you to do one of the following:
(1) Uphold your όρκος and stop posting
(2) Explain to the rest of us your system of numeracy, so that we too may be illuminated as to how 5 is not greater than 2
(3) Confirm that you are not in fact a grown man as widely suspected, but a puerile child prone to making hasty promises and lacking an understanding of the consequences of one's words. This will allow us to calibrate our expectations of you for the future.
According to my very limited understanding, I was always going to receive more than 2 votes from the likes of you and others! A serious όρκος was never made to anyone, since the message was directed at another member to poke fun at their multiple accounts.
So, I invite you to do one of the following:
(1) Shut the fuck up,
(2) to stick the British and Gibraltar Flag up your bum hole, and
(3) cease posting before you make a bigger fool of yourself.
If you're simplistic brain is confused, then go play with people your own age.
Now be a sport, and vote for me, because I can do with another vote or 2. Vote 1 Paphitis!