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Foruming computers of the future…

My computer of the future will specialize in foruming and will cost a fortune because besides the usual stuff it’ll have all these extra buttons and slots to do all sorts of wonderful things I need for enhanced foruming including…


The comfy buttons: (ME)

1. Tea or coffee button.
2. Eject a biccie button.
3. Quick switch to nudity because I’ve got that urge button.
4. Give us a burger button.


The nasty buttons: (YOU)

1. Slap this member button.
2. Kick this member out button.
3. Stick a finger at this member button.
4. Interrogate that member button.
5. Destroy this IP address button.
6. Start a war button.


The neutral buttons: (IT)

1. Just shut down and shut up! Button.
2. Just fix yourself you idiot! Button.
3. I’m sick of you so self destruct! Button.


I'm open to ideas for further functions/procedures...

Regards, GR.

[apc2010]

Personally think you should have the neutral button, they appeal to me

[bill cobbett]

Anything but a video with speech feature for posts .... I mean can you imagine looking and listening to members and their posts !!!!

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I thought more people would find this thread funny… no?

[DT.]

:shock: I thought more people would find this thread funny… no?

sorry mate...no

stick to the funny smilies

[Oracle]

:shock: I thought more people would find this thread funny… no?

Perhaps it's a Computer-geek, nerdy, kind-of humour

But, I'll volunteer a Button (if I've understood the instructions correctly) ...

A Star Trek Beam me up Button

1. Transports selected forumer to one's study.
2. Transports selected forumer into hyper-space.

[Gasman]

A sarcasm button would be an essential. Then, whatever you typed, it would be obvious you were being sarcastic YFred!

I'd love to see all bolding, increasing type font, using garish colours, underlining and multiple use of exclamation marks automatically overridden too for forum use.

That would leave some contributors 'speechless'.

[apc2010]

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Reason: Some people aren't even sure what a "button" is...