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[frogeye]

5 Rules For a Man to Have a Happy Life




1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

[erolz3]

My personal 5 rules for a man to have a happy life are

1. Ask your wife / partner what the other 4 rules are and just accept them.

[vaughanwilliams]

My dear old Dad always said "Have all the beautiful girlfriends you want, but always marry an ugly woman." He reckoned that ugly women were as grateful as hell and were very unlikely to shag the milkman.

[YFred]

My dear old Dad always said "Have all the beautiful girlfriends you want, but always marry an ugly woman." He reckoned that ugly women were as grateful as hell and were very unlikely to shag the milkman.

There is a floor in that thought somewhere. What if the milkman is equally ugly? mind boggles.

[YFred]

My personal 5 rules for a man to have a happy life are

1. Ask your wife / partner what the other 4 rules are and just accept them.

No, there are only 2 rules. First, she tell you what to do and the second you have to do it.

[frogeye]

My dear old Dad always said "Have all the beautiful girlfriends you want, but always marry an ugly woman." He reckoned that ugly women were as grateful as hell and were very unlikely to shag the milkman.

He obviously lived by that rule because the offspring going by your photo conceived one ugly F**ker

[vaughanwilliams]

My dear old Dad always said "Have all the beautiful girlfriends you want, but always marry an ugly woman." He reckoned that ugly women were as grateful as hell and were very unlikely to shag the milkman.

He obviously lived by that rule because the offspring going by your photo conceived one ugly F**ker

We'll have to reserve judgement about you 'till we get a look at yer "boat"!

[DANGAMAN]

Some ugly milkman is shagging a hell lot of women!!!

[skyvet]

I thought it was strange that after we moved to Cyprus, we still had the same milkman that we had in the UK!