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[denizaksulu]

I was going to see a fortune teller yesterday but she rang me and cancelled the appointment "due to unforseen circumstances."

lolol nice one

An old one

The old ones are the best ones.

Thats right; I AM THE BEST.......................joke

[Gasman]

Midget Fortune Teller had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent.

They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape.

This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day:

"Small medium at large"