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[yialousa1971]

A man goes to the Job Center in St. John's and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear. Lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist’s examination."

"There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Come-by-Chance."

"Is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

For those who don't know the distance between St.John's to Come-by-Chance is approx 100 km.

[Svetlana]

Yialoser had been playing for his local footballl club but was offered a trial with Moscow Dynamo , but was concerned he would not be fit enough to keep up with his professional team mates.

'Don't worry', said his new Manager, 'I will pull you off at Half Time'.

'That's great', said Yialoser, 'at my old club they just gave you an orange'

[cyprusgrump]

A man goes to the Job Center in St. John's and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear. Lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist’s examination."

"There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Come-by-Chance."

"Is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

For those who don't know the distance between St.John's to Come-by-Chance is approx 100 km.

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