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Postby CBBB » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:29 am

Harry Redknapp, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Harry gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez. Harry Redknapp then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down. Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Harry replies "This is the fifth round lads and your not phuckin' in it!"
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Postby lioness 2 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:42 pm

CBBB wrote:Harry Redknapp, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Harry gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez. Harry Redknapp then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down. Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Harry replies "This is the fifth round lads and your not phuckin' in it!"


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Postby pretty-as-pink » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:39 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7NzMmwq8qw

you footie fans will all be like this chap if your not careful!!
he is however very funny!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Z4 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:18 pm

CBBB wrote:Harry Redknapp, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Harry gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez. Harry Redknapp then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down. Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Harry replies "This is the fifth round lads and your not phuckin' in it!"


Such an old joke now.............. :roll:

Have you heard about Ashley Cole?

He got caught for speeding last night. When the Police questioned him he said that his mate texted him saying that he saw John Terry pull up outside Cheryls house!!!
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Postby lioness 2 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:07 pm

Z4 wrote:
CBBB wrote:Harry Redknapp, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Harry gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez. Harry Redknapp then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down. Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Harry replies "This is the fifth round lads and your not phuckin' in it!"


Such an old joke now.............. :roll:

Have you heard about Ashley Cole?

He got caught for speeding last night. When the Police questioned him he said that his mate texted him saying that he saw John Terry pull up outside Cheryls house!!!


Wayne Bridge is not going to the world cup because of John Terry. Lets hope John Terry takes a shine to Heskeys wife so he won't go to the world cup either.
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Postby Z4 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:28 pm

lioness 2 wrote:
Z4 wrote:
CBBB wrote:Harry Redknapp, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Harry gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez. Harry Redknapp then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down. Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Harry replies "This is the fifth round lads and your not phuckin' in it!"


Such an old joke now.............. :roll:

Have you heard about Ashley Cole?

He got caught for speeding last night. When the Police questioned him he said that his mate texted him saying that he saw John Terry pull up outside Cheryls house!!!


Wayne Bridge is not going to the world cup because of John Terry. Lets hope John Terry takes a shine to Heskeys wife so he won't go to the world cup either.


As long as he doesn't take a shine to Coleen!
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Postby Z4 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:10 pm

Rio-Rio-Rio!
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Postby CBBB » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:16 am

Fabio Capello rings up Wayne Bridge and tells him John Terry has lost
the England Captains arm band. Wayne is happy until Capello follows it
up with, could you look under your bed and see if you can find it
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Postby Z4 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:24 am

Anyway, what has JT got to do with Man U???
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Postby CBBB » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:51 am

I started with the joke which included Ferguson!
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