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[Abdul, The Bulbul Amir]

Your reply was not pretty
You should not use bad language in a ditty

Me thinks you are just dour
Its just bad grapes and they are sour.

[Epiktitos]

“I’m just a simple Brit”

I’m just a simple Brit with an IQ of a twit,
And after years of getting in trouble
I left old Blighty on the double
To an island in the Med
Where Ali sold me a Turkish shed,
And it cost me an arm and a leg!

So now I’ve burned up all my bridges
And I’m just stuck in all these ridges
Without a title or a deed
But a bombshell that I need
A damn good lawyer to take heed!

Cos there’s a man that makes the claim
The shed ain’t mine I hear him say
For I’ve been fucked hard all the way
And I should hang my head in shame
For being an idiot and so damn lame!

Brilliant!!

A nice counterpoint to your earlier colostomy bag jibe...which really got me thinking!

[Get Real!]

Your reply was not pretty
You should not use bad language in a ditty

Me thinks you are just dour
Its just bad grapes and they are sour.

My message was simple Abdul Amir,
Just pack your bags and ASIKTIR!
Cos if I catch you playing the Vezir
On my property or somewhere near,
I’ll cut your balls and make you a queer!

Now beat it!

[FragnaticDeath]

GR I didn't know you can write such nice lovely poems. Love them hope to see more of them floating around

[Abdul, The Bulbul Amir]

Your property you have lost
We have it for little cost

Your words are empty
You just postulate plenty

If you come again sniffing around
We will send you home again your tail between your legs like a hound (again)

Accross the border we all can be found
Laughter and joy abound

Cant you see the writing is on the wall
In Mersin 10 soon into we will fall

[Get Real!]

Your property you have lost
We have it for little cost

Your words are empty
You just postulate plenty

If you come again sniffing around
We will send you home again your tail between your legs like a hound (again)

Accross the border we all can be found
Laughter and joy abound

Cant you see the writing is on the wall
In Mersin 10 soon into we will fall

You spent two hours for that? Try crochet or something!

Watch how fast I break your stride
For I’m Chirokitian full of pride
And if you cross me you will pay
And quickly turn into a silly gay!

Now beat it!

[kafenes]

Your property you have lost
We have it for little cost

Your words are empty
You just postulate plenty

If you come again sniffing around
We will send you home again your tail between your legs like a hound (again)

Accross the border we all can be found
Laughter and joy abound

Cant you see the writing is on the wall
In Mersin 10 soon into we will fall

My property you have for such little cost
Shouldn't be something that you'ld wanna boast

Cause very soon your short lived farce
Will bounce back straight up your ....

[Get Real!]

My property you have for such little cost
Shouldn't be something that you'ld wanna boast

Cause very soon your short lived farce
Will bounce back straight up your ....

[Malapapa]

Your property you have lost
We have it for little cost

No it's still ours you, little snake.
And trespass is the law you break.

Your words are empty
You just postulate plenty

You couldn't afford a place in the sun.
So you 'bought' cheap... and now you're on the run.

If you come again sniffing around
We will send you home again your tail between your legs like a hound (again)

Like Miss Piggy's - your house was made of straw.
And blow me down, its price just hit the floor!

Accross the border we all can be found
Laughter and joy abound

An open prison is where you reside
Where gangster-types took you for a ride.

Cant you see the writing is on the wall
In Mersin 10 soon into we will fall

You'll fall all right, like the price of your shack,
So book the freight firm and start to pack.

And as for rhymes, yours don't even scan.
They're blotchy and uneven, just like your tan.

So leave the ditties to those who can deliver.
Get back to your Efes while you've still got the liver.

And now I'll leave you, you British scum,
As the law will leave you... without a crumb.

[Gasman]

I think malapapa won the poetry competion! lol!