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by **Svetlana** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:04 am

This week we celebrated Australia Day - or 'Invasion Day' as the Aboriginies call it! Now there are those who think I have an on-going dislike of Australians, just because:

most are descendents of thieves and sheep stealers,

they all speak with that annoying nasal whine

their rugby team sings that stupid Hakka because they do not know any proper rugby songs (Oh, that's the All Blacks, oh well they are just the same!)

Rolf Harris

However, to show this is not so I am launching a competition to design a new Australian National flag which dispenses with the Imperialist 'Union Jack' in its design and reflects our on-going admiration for the witt and intelligence of Paphitis, Boomerang and all the other Ossies, we have to put up with on CF.

The Rules are most strict:

Rule 1 It is only open to Australians, pseudo Australians, unAustralians and non-Australians.

Rule 2 There is no Rule 2.

Rule 3 All entries must be posted by 18.00 on Friday (Yialoser, that is when the big hand points to the '12' and the small hand points to the '6' and your Mum is making ther Tea).

The reward will be considerable abuse and derision from all other CF members.