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[bill cobbett]

Would new members shipped in illegally to alter CF demographics and generally spread propaganda, hate and discord please introduce themselves below ....

(Thank You)

[FragnaticDeath]

Sorry if I am spoiling your thread m8 but if you think they will come in here to introduce themselves surely you must be joking.

[bill cobbett]

Sorry if I am spoiling your thread m8 but if you think they will come in here to introduce themselves surely you must be joking.

Fraggy, bou eese reh?

Agree with your last five words above.

[FragnaticDeath]

Edw eimai re filarako

Anyway not to talk in Greek let's wait who will show up. Hopefully to see more of their character presentations in future posts

[Epiktitos]

Never known the CY44 mob to be gunshy...

[CBBB]

They should be made to use there real names and pictures of themselves as their avatars. Copies of their dodgy kochans would also be useful.

[Abdul, The Bulbul Amir]

A warm invitation always awaits you in Kyrenia castle boys, Perhaps you haven't seen the execution chamber, lots of memories there for you.

[Gasman]

Oh don't be such spoilsports! The poor sods are probably thoroughly enjoying being able to post on a forum where they can disagree with others, call names, use sweary words and all the things that would get their threads deleted or locked or them banned for 30 zillion days!

Seems the only safe subjects on the N. forums are stray dogs and the food at the local kaff. Oh, wait a minute, war did break out on a few stray dog threads. Scratch that one.

[Abdul, The Bulbul Amir]

'Cry havoc and slip loose the dogs of war'

[denizaksulu]

A warm invitation always awaits you in Kyrenia castle boys, Perhaps you haven't seen the execution chamber, lots of memories there for you.

11 POSTS AND YOU ARE ASKING FOR TROUBLE.

Impolite calling Grecian ladies names too.



Digital Tradition Mirror
Abdul El Bulbul, Emir!

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Pennywhistle notation and Dulcimer tab for this song is also available


Abdul El Bulbul, Emir!

In the harems of Egypt it's good to behold
The fairest of harlots appear,
But the fairest, a Greek
Was owned by a sheik!
Named Abdul el Bulbul Emir!

A traveling brothel came into the town
Run by a pimp from afar
Whose great reputation
Had traveled the nation:
'Twas Ivan Skidavitsky Skavar!

Abdul the Bulbul arrived with his bride
A prize whose eyes shone like a star
He claimed he could prong
More cunts with his dong
Than Ivan Skidavitsky Skavar!

A day was arranged for the spectacle great;
A visit was planned by the Czar!
And the curbs were all lined
With harlots reclined
n honour of Ivan Skavar!

They met on the track with their tools hanging slack
Dressed only in shoes and a leer,
Both were fast on the rise
But folks gasped at the size
Of Abdul el Bulbul Emir!

The cunts were all shorn, and no rubbers adorned
The prongs of the pimp and the peer,
But the pimp's steady stroke
Soon left without hope
The chance of the Bulbul Emir!

They worked thru the night til the dawn's early light
The clamor was heard from afar
The multitudes came
To applaud the ball game
Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar!

When Ivan had finished, he turned to the Greek,
And laughed when she shivered in fear
She swallowed his pride,
He buggered the bride
Of Abdul el Bulbul, Emir!

When Ivan was done, and was wiping his gun,
He bent down to polish his gear;
He felt, up his ass,
A hard pecker pass;
'Twas Abdul el Bulbul, Emir!

The crowd loudly howled that it was a foul,
They were ordered to part, by the Czar,
But fast they were jammed;
The pecker was crammed
In Ivan Skidavitsky Skavar!

Now, the cream of the joke, when apart they were broke
Was laughed at for years by the Czar:
For Abdul the Bulbul
Left most of his tool
In Ivan Skidavitsky Skavar!

The fair Grecian maiden a sad vigil keeps
With a husband whose tastes have turned queer...
She longs for the dong
That once did belong
To Abdul el Bulbul, Emir!