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Postby CBBB » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:49 pm

Surgeons are now able to carry out brain transplants, but they ain't cheap!

To buy the brains of members of the forum, the prices are below.

Milti & Deniz (extensively used)................................................€40,000

GR & DT (not so extensively used and preserved in alcohol)....€60,000

YFronts, Expatkiwi & Paphitis (partially used, but strange).....€80.000

Fig Head & Pretty as Pink (never used)...................................€100,000

Please send your orders to Lana, who will make the necessary arrangements.
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Postby pretty-as-pink » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:50 pm

you will be okay then :lol:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:56 pm

:lol: Good post triple B. Here's another one...

Yialoser – Brain not found, but will fetch a fortune once located due to its rarity. 8)
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Re: Brain transplants now available!

Postby Get Real! » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:01 pm

CBBB wrote:GR & DT (not so extensively used and preserved in alcohol)....€60,000

We like ours pickled... :D
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Re: Brain transplants now available!

Postby denizaksulu » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:22 pm

CBBB wrote:Surgeons are now able to carry out brain transplants, but they ain't cheap!

To buy the brains of members of the forum, the prices are below.

Milti & Deniz (extensively used)................................................€40,000
GR & DT (not so extensively used and preserved in alcohol)....€60,000

YFronts, Expatkiwi & Paphitis (partially used, but strange).....€80.000

Fig Head & Pretty as Pink (never used)...................................€100,000

Please send your orders to Lana, who will make the necessary arrangements.



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Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No..........................................oh what the heck.!!

Mine is not for sale...OK?
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Postby Oracle » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:48 pm

I take it mine being eternally rechargeable is priceless! 8)
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Postby CBBB » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:49 pm

Oracle wrote:I take it mine being eternally rechargeable is priceless! 8)


You watch too many American Express adverts!
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Postby Oracle » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:50 pm

... And CBBB, own up, I know you've got two, you schizo!
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Postby denizaksulu » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:01 pm

CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:I take it mine being eternally rechargeable is priceless! 8)


You watch too many American Express adverts!



Shouldnt that be Midnight Express? :lol:
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Postby Expatkiwi » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:10 pm

Almost every bloody person on the island should get a brain transplant! This forum and a good chunk of its membership proves that!
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