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[The machine man]

Few weeks ago i went for a drink with my lovely wife, there is the pub

next to us was a boy and a girl about 20-ish fighting out loud..this is the conversation

the girl: you are just an asshole grow up we had sex im not your girlfriend

the boy: you are just fucking insane we have been having sex for the last year !!

the girl: it doesnt mean we are a couple you are fucking stupid

the boy: what does it mean then?

the girl: it means we just have good sex DUH

the boy: so if im not your boyfriend, who is it then?

the girl: i cant believe you, its non of your business you sad twat

the boy: so you are not my girlfriend !

the girl: YES im not..

the boy: wanna drink "drinks vodca like water bless her"

the girl: yea get me vodca coke and for goodness sick be quick

the boy: coming back with drinks: so why arent we a couple then?

the girl: well, i donno you just dont seem right for me

the boy: what do you mean by that

the girl: i mean you bloody 20 years old and you look skanky!

the boy: well fuck im older than you and i think im preety good looking

the girl: well your not ugly but you dont fit as my boyfriend

the boy: and what would your boyfriend look like!

the girl: are you stupid.. i dont have a boyfriend!

the boy: yea yea ok so we arent a couple though we have been together for the last year

the girl:yes very true

the boy: what we are then

the girl: i donno

the boy: are we friends?

the girl: no ofcorse not are you nuts!! there is no friends who shag as much as we do

the boy: so we arent a couple or friends!!

the girl: well we sort of know each other.. it make sense doesnt it?

the boy: no it doesnt.. so can i have a girlfriend

the girl: yea ofcourse 2 , 3 ,10 if you wanted to

the boy: and you

the girl: i dont wanna have boyfriend.. i have you!!

the boy: wouldnt you get annoyed if you see me with another girl!

the girl: oh no dont think so

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i and my wife thinking what the hell happen to today relationships..
while we sat there, the boy and the girl kept drinking and fighting then they walked home or something together

the funny bit is.. the girl is beautiful and guys keep flirting at her, the lad isnt bad looking eaither and there was one girl flying around him..

what makes me right this.. i think this is true love story

i think the boy and the girl are so inlove but they too young to knew it

what is the point from my stroy

there is non

[FragnaticDeath]

they are just fucked in the head :/

[paliometoxo]

hahaha nice

[CBBB]

That was interesting.

[Z4]

???

[fig head]

lol i can swear i had the same conversation before !!

[paliometoxo]

you did?a guy wanting more from you ( relationship) thinking your in one. and u just see it as buddies of sex and hes like but noooo i love you and ur like stfu stop being a woman ?

[paliometoxo]

your a little heart breaker?;p hehe well some say that when you treat them mean they come back for more.
they liked dating these people then complain about it.

and you where to naiive for him?

[bill cobbett]

They must be married.

[fig head]

lol.. yes i was played in my own game im afraid.. see it all started by me thinking he is too good

and me thinking im the bad one.. i even told em dont luv me u will regret it !!

but later found out he was soooo bad in everyway !! so he desrve it.. oh well

another guy thinkin and planin to get me in a relationship haha ,