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Postby halil » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:03 pm

paliometoxo wrote:LOL i thought so..

tourko - turk
geurko - greek


good than geurko ..... here is the nice joke for u from tourko ..... i hope u can get the message .

One day the Hodja had 10 para to buy himself lunch with. He first went into the bakery, handed 5 para over to the baker and asked for a bread. As the baker gave Hodja the bread he asked for his money.

`I just paid you' Hodja said.

`No, you didn't pay me.' the baker insisted, `I didn't see any money.' After a few minutes of debate, not being able to convince the bully baker, Hodja had to give in. He took out his other 5 para and gave it to him.

Left with no money at all, Hodja next entered the grocery store. He asked for a jar of yogurt. When the grocer asked for his money, Hodja claimed that he had just given him a 5 para. The good natured grocer had been a little preoccupied all morning, so he easily believed that he must have indeed taken the money and forgotten it.

Hodja took his provisions and sat under a tree. Before starting to eat his lunch, he raised his head towards the sky and said `Sublime Allah, You know what really happened, You take the 5 para from one and give it to the other.'
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Postby paliometoxo » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:36 pm

heh nice one
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Postby yialousa1971 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:54 am

It's snowing. :D
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Postby yialousa1971 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:57 am

Svetlana wrote:RESULT!!! Email from Acer, all fixed and will be sent by DHL within the next two working days :-


So I should expect it Thursday, great can't wait. :)
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:02 am

kafenes wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:News Flash: I nearly jumped a red light this morning. :oops:


So what! I jumped one in a red light district once. :)


Well protected by .............................the traffic gods I suppose. :lol: :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:03 am

kafenes wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:News Flash: I nearly jumped a red light this morning. :oops:


So what! I jumped one in a red light district once. :)


Well protected by .............................the traffic gods I suppose. :lol: :lol:
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Postby fig head » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:32 am

Is Buh Buh Buh talking to animals is way much easier mewaaaaw meyaaawww that was me talkin to my black cat meyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw buh
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Postby Svetlana » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:20 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:
Svetlana wrote:RESULT!!! Email from Acer, all fixed and will be sent by DHL within the next two working days :-


So I should expect it Thursday, great can't wait. :)



I did not forget you, Yialosa, I have bought you crayons and crayoning book; someone will explain which way round to hold them.


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Postby pretty-as-pink » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:49 pm

Woke up today to very cold house so lit the fire and ragged up the oil heating, cant wait for the summer to arrive or even spring would be a bonus.
I had been up for an hour today before i noticed it was dumping it down with big white fluffy lumps!!!
erm what other news can i think of :?:

Well this just serves them right, they should leave the whales alone poor things.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World- ... tic_Waters
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Postby paliometoxo » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:53 pm

england summer is our winter :S i still love it here i am going to come and work for the summer spend 4 months in england make some money real money not the 5 cents a year we get in cyprus.. in the banks they hire the foreingers i see now i went to lloydsTSB and it was full of foreigners working there
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