Some guy finds a lamp and rubs it and out pops a genie.
Genie: "You have 1 wish".
Guy has to fly to England from the US but hates flying and requests a landbridge from the US to England.
Genie says: "Are you crazy? You know how hard that would be even for a genie? No pick another wish"!
Guy: "Okay, I wanna understand what makes women tick".
Genie: "You want that bridge a double or single lane"?