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You're just looking for the attention GR! once was

Woman, I never go looking for attention because it always comes and finds me...

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I’ve passed on the “Hellenism” problem to Paphitis, so I can concentrate on the more urgent screwed up Turkish Cypriots this year, but he’s like mixed it all up in his head with Jewry, the Church, Australian Rules football, and the Oompa Loompas!

[yialousa1971]

Paphitis is a

[Oracle]

I’ve passed on the “Hellenism” problem to Paphitis, so I can concentrate on the more urgent screwed up Turkish Cypriots this year, but he’s like mixed it all up in his head with Jewry, the Church, Australian Rules football, and the Oompa Loompas!

Oh that quintessential and elusive "Hellenism" ... the downfall of mighty warriors and the focus of violent contests on this very forum if not the world stage. A bitter pill we've swallowed, for speaking the language of our predecessors and holding the key to Greek wisdom. Yes the Talmud warned against imitating Greeks; and those fearful of the Renaissance declared that learning Greek was Heresy and issued death penalties. These legacies from those who fear Hellenism continue to this day as the Ottoman-Turks continue our annihilation ....

.... and you sent Paphitis into this quagmire?

[Paphitis]

Aphrodite would never have set foot in those shark-infested, deadly jellyfish teeming waters ....

Well, actually, Aphrodite is in exile and has fallen in love with the Whitsundays. Definitely no jelly fish there.

Oracle wrote:

Paphitis is suffering from the consequence of going antipodean .... too far from the source

How can this be when us 'antipodeans' are more Hellenic than the so called Greeks!

I’ve passed on the “Hellenism” problem to Paphitis, so I can concentrate on the more urgent screwed up Turkish Cypriots this year, but he’s like mixed it all up in his head with Jewry, the Church, Australian Rules football, and the Oompa Loompas!

How can "Hellenism" be a problem when it is now extinct. I guess you must mean those pseudo "Greeks" who are more Slav than Hellenic....

Oracle wrote:

Oh that quintessential and elusive "Hellenism" ... the downfall of mighty warriors and the focus of violent contests on this very forum if not the world stage. A bitter pill we've swallowed, for speaking the language of our predecessors and holding the key to Greek wisdom. Yes the Talmud warned against imitating Greeks; and those fearful of the Renaissance declared that learning Greek was Heresy and issued death penalties. These legacies from those who fear Hellenism continue to this day as the Ottoman-Turks continue our annihilation ....

.... and you sent Paphitis into this quagmire? :lol

Now you are being very silly.

I am trying to revive the real "Hellenism" and do away with the half baked pretenders like YiaLoser, and other stifling GO Church rubbish that prohibits our free thought and philosophy we were once famous for.

So stop sabotaging this thread woman, for I have far too many lunatics to deal with already.

Go back to your kitchen and bake that lemon Bunt Cake...

[Paphitis]

Mission

Under the Protection of Gods we shall:

1)Preach the Divine Word. Teach humanity the message of Cypriotism.
2)Organize Rituals and Festivals according to the Ancient Cypriot protocols.
3)Elect Priests and Priestesses. Train Missionaries and professional Warriors.
4)Organize the publication of the ancient Cypriot Literature by faithful Cypriots.
5)Organize the building of all Sacred Cypriot Temples.
6)Promote writers, artists, companies and products that defend the Cypriot Religion.
7)Inform the public about our Festivals, Rituals and Events that take place within Cypriot Religion.
Organize the foundation of a political party that will support the Cypriot Religion.
9)Organize the seizure of political and religious power by faithful Cypriots.
10)Demolish in worldwide level the dictatorship of the nazarenes’ sect.
11)Build the Cypriot Church worldwide.
12)Organize exhibitions of painting, sculpture, rhetoric, poetry concerning Ancient Hellas/Cyprus.
13)Organize the writing and distribution of leaflets and proclamations for the public about the Cypriot Religion.
14)Fight against the anti-hellenic/Cypriot propaganda of the satanic sect of nazarenes.
15)Enforce the Ancient Cypriot Language as the official language of the State.
16)Make the will of Gods reality: The Cypriot Religion must become the official and only religion of the Cypriot State.
17)Train the Martyrs of the Holy National-Liberating War.
18)Organize the assignment of teachers, Priests and Missionaries to spread the Cypriot Religion.
19)Organize the collection of Hellenic/Cypriot artifacts that are scattered around the world in order to preserve the Tradition of our Ancestors.
20)Expose the crimes of the anti-hellenic/Cypriot sects against the Nation and Hellenism/Cypriotism.
21)Stigmatize, record and bring charges against anyone destroying our Sacred Places so that their punishment is just and severe.
22)The Cypriot Nation is in a permanent state of phycho-religious, demographic, financial, cultural, political, diplomatic and ideological warfare. We are at the front line of this ruthless warfare.

[Paphitis]

What a load of shit Paphitis is posting, stupid free.mason

You're

[Me Ed]

Mission

Under the Protection of Gods we shall:

1)Preach the Divine Word. Teach humanity the message of Cypriotism.
2)Organize Rituals and Festivals according to the Ancient Cypriot protocols.
3)Elect Priests and Priestesses. Train Missionaries and professional Warriors.
4)Organize the publication of the ancient Cypriot Literature by faithful Cypriots.
5)Organize the building of all Sacred Cypriot Temples.
6)Promote writers, artists, companies and products that defend the Cypriot Religion.
7)Inform the public about our Festivals, Rituals and Events that take place within Cypriot Religion.
Organize the foundation of a political party that will support the Cypriot Religion.
9)Organize the seizure of political and religious power by faithful Cypriots.
10)Demolish in worldwide level the dictatorship of the nazarenes’ sect.
11)Build the Cypriot Church worldwide.
12)Organize exhibitions of painting, sculpture, rhetoric, poetry concerning Ancient Hellas/Cyprus.
13)Organize the writing and distribution of leaflets and proclamations for the public about the Cypriot Religion.
14)Fight against the anti-hellenic/Cypriot propaganda of the satanic sect of nazarenes.
15)Enforce the Ancient Cypriot Language as the official language of the State.
16)Make the will of Gods reality: The Cypriot Religion must become the official and only religion of the Cypriot State.
17)Train the Martyrs of the Holy National-Liberating War.
18)Organize the assignment of teachers, Priests and Missionaries to spread the Cypriot Religion.
19)Organize the collection of Hellenic/Cypriot artifacts that are scattered around the world in order to preserve the Tradition of our Ancestors.
20)Expose the crimes of the anti-hellenic/Cypriot sects against the Nation and Hellenism/Cypriotism.
21)Stigmatize, record and bring charges against anyone destroying our Sacred Places so that their punishment is just and severe.
22)The Cypriot Nation is in a permanent state of phycho-religious, demographic, financial, cultural, political, diplomatic and ideological warfare. We are at the front line of this ruthless warfare.

This stuff gets even more hilarious - but it definately belongs in jokes and enigmas.

[Paphitis]

Mission

Under the Protection of Gods we shall:

1)Preach the Divine Word. Teach humanity the message of Cypriotism.
2)Organize Rituals and Festivals according to the Ancient Cypriot protocols.
3)Elect Priests and Priestesses. Train Missionaries and professional Warriors.
4)Organize the publication of the ancient Cypriot Literature by faithful Cypriots.
5)Organize the building of all Sacred Cypriot Temples.
6)Promote writers, artists, companies and products that defend the Cypriot Religion.
7)Inform the public about our Festivals, Rituals and Events that take place within Cypriot Religion.
Organize the foundation of a political party that will support the Cypriot Religion.
9)Organize the seizure of political and religious power by faithful Cypriots.
10)Demolish in worldwide level the dictatorship of the nazarenes’ sect.
11)Build the Cypriot Church worldwide.
12)Organize exhibitions of painting, sculpture, rhetoric, poetry concerning Ancient Hellas/Cyprus.
13)Organize the writing and distribution of leaflets and proclamations for the public about the Cypriot Religion.
14)Fight against the anti-hellenic/Cypriot propaganda of the satanic sect of nazarenes.
15)Enforce the Ancient Cypriot Language as the official language of the State.
16)Make the will of Gods reality: The Cypriot Religion must become the official and only religion of the Cypriot State.
17)Train the Martyrs of the Holy National-Liberating War.
18)Organize the assignment of teachers, Priests and Missionaries to spread the Cypriot Religion.
19)Organize the collection of Hellenic/Cypriot artifacts that are scattered around the world in order to preserve the Tradition of our Ancestors.
20)Expose the crimes of the anti-hellenic/Cypriot sects against the Nation and Hellenism/Cypriotism.
21)Stigmatize, record and bring charges against anyone destroying our Sacred Places so that their punishment is just and severe.
22)The Cypriot Nation is in a permanent state of phycho-religious, demographic, financial, cultural, political, diplomatic and ideological warfare. We are at the front line of this ruthless warfare.

This stuff gets even more hilarious - but it definately belongs in jokes and enigmas.

As that all you can come up with!

I now submit you as EXHIBIT A - A so called "Hellene" belonging to the satanical GO barbarian sect who has had all his free spirit, imagination and intelligentsia stifled by the GO Church....

Come to me before it is too late...I will set you free and save your poor mind from the criminal brain washing and mental manipulations of the GO Barbarian sect...

Its not too late my poor downtrodden friend!

[Oracle]

Paphitis, you are venturing on dangerous territory by failing to worship Aphrodite properly. The key to Hellenism is with Greek wisdom which can only be opened with the Attic dialect and varied for daily usage from Koine.

Do not tear Aphrodite's homeland apart. She has one leg in Greece (the source of Hellas) and one in Cyprus (land of Ophiusia); straddling the north and south of her divine twin birthplaces.

Like the daughters of Kinyras (who founded Paphos) and Metharme (daughter of King Pygmalion of Kypros) you shall face her wrath and be forced to sleep with foreigners and end your life banished to Aigyptos (Egypt) or beyond ... Do not dare to forsake the high priests of Greek Orthodoxy and deny Aphrodite her everlasting Divinity as the mother of our gracious Lord Eros Jesus or you shall be turned into celibate marble.

Tomorrow you will waken with twin horns, like the Kerastai, if you do not supplicate to the GO church and praise its rightful ascendancy from Jove Hospitus; our Lord Zeus, God of Hospitality.