A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
another blonde
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by demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:50 am
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by cannedmoose » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:45 pm
city wrote:Excuse me?
I think he's just berating himself again...
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by demetriou_74 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:45 pm
upon looking up berating i can say i was talking about myself
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good.by cannedmoose » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:28 pm
demetriou_74 wrote:upon looking up berating i can say i was talking about myself
Made you dust off your dictionary again... never say you don't learn anything from Cyprus-Forum
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by demetriou_74 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:51 am
cannedmoose wrote:demetriou_74 wrote:upon looking up berating i can say i was talking about myself
Made you dust off your dictionary again... never say you don't learn anything from Cyprus-Forum
i use Mozilla Firefox instead of internet Explorer. It has a drop-down-box with various links to website. i use dictionary.com
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