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[bluelagoon33]

Why do you think my wife wears the trousers and I am the one with the 'skirt'?

this guys really lost it. wierd man

[denizaksulu]

Why do you think my wife wears the trousers and I am the one with the 'skirt'?

this guys really lost it. wierd man

I want my third marriage to last till the day I push up tulips. That was my promise.

[FragnaticDeath]

Third marriage?

[denizaksulu]

Third marriage?

Ahha, I see you got that bit.

You see; I am allowed three wives, but being a man of the 21st century, I take them one at a time.

[Peterc]

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[FragnaticDeath]

lol your a bad husband or your luck sucks

[denizaksulu]

lol your a bad husband or your luck sucks

I was merely looking for the ideal wife. No more and no less.

[FragnaticDeath]

So i guess you rushed into your marriages. Happens to a lot of people.

[denizaksulu]

So i guess you rushed into your marriages. Happens to a lot of people.

2 divorces in 40 years are not too bad. Better odds than Mickey Rooney.

[CBBB]

So i guess you rushed into your marriages. Happens to a lot of people.

2 divorces in 40 years are not too bad. Better odds than Mickey Rooney.

I can't understand people that make the same mistake three times!

I still think that if I had I had murdered my wife in our first year of marriage I would have got out of prison 20 years ago!

Oh well, I am stuck with the life sentence instead.