Ladies & Gentlemen, in tonight’s
Saturday Night Live, we present you with the top 5 unpredictable things that the Blue Buffoon will do…
Standing at number
5:
He’ll watch TV instead while sucking on an egg!
Standing at number
4:
He’ll finally come out the closet and announce that he’s gay!
Standing at number
3:
He’ll attempt to break his previous record at posting the most spelling mistakes!
Standing at number
2:
He’ll open up his scalp online to prove that there’s an IQ in there somewhere…
And standing at number
1:
[drum roll]
He’ll reinvent himself on the CF as Mr Magoo!